Dog Sign: Can’t Hold Licker – Rynski Recovery Gifts


Dog can’t hold his licker? (Not many of us can.) Warn the world about your overly friendly dog with this delightful Rynski Recovery metal dog sign.


Not being able to hold our liquor is one of the reasons we turned to recovery. This punny sign warns your dog may have a similar problem with holding his “licker” – and may simply lovingly lick someone to death.

Vibrant orange hues match the gleeful vibe of your happy hound, while the sign’s text reinforces your dog’s penchant for big, juicy face-licking sessions.

Beware of Dog
He Can’t Hold His Licker

Sign measures approx. 14 inches wide by 10 inches high.

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Metal yard art is created with love and care by first cutting out shape from sheet metal, filing down the edges with a Dremel, and then pounding out kinks with a flat hammer and anvil combination that the neighbors and my dogs hate.

Weather resistant, rust-resistant paint finished off with clear coat.
Wire loop for easy hanging. Two-tone body hues.


Go for a custom order with your choice of color, text, size and other personalized details.

Feel free to change the “he” to “she” if your dog is female, or add the dog’s name. You can also opt for the plural version:

Beware of Dogs
They can’t hold their lickers

Just include note when placing order for custom requests.